Most of my clients love football, and a good football metaphor can help make a key point. But “football” means different things to different people – and while I can blag in Soccer, League, Union, and even Gridiron, the uniquely Australian sport of AFL is beyond my understanding.
So Ryan, as my favourite Victorian client, this one’s for you mate!
(1) Choose your level of translator power, (2) Put your agenda item or strategic thinking into the left hand side, (3) click ‘Translate’ … and (4) watch as your thoughts (or mine) are magically transformed into gibberish related to a game where you get a point for only missing by a little bit.

